Secluded cave near Lagoa Algarve Portugal [Portugal is has it all. great food and wine sights natural spots (like this one) friendly people. and you can get away with your high school Spanish if you need to.
Surf photographer Clark Little, will throw himself into any wave. The photographer from North Shore in Hawaii, famed for its surfing, hurtles into waves up to high with his camera, sometimes even taking strobe lights in with him.
Aww reading XKCD just proves how much of a geek/nerd I am. "With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them? Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?