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"Correction : Kakashi taught me how to be awesome. Naruto taught me how to be friendly. Madara taught me how to be badass. Shikamaru taught me how to be smart. Sasuke taught me how to be a contemptuous douchebag. And Sakura.... Sakura taught me how to be useless :')"

"Correction : Kakashi taught me how to be awesome. Naruto taught me how to be friendly. Madara taught me how to be badass. Shikamaru taught me how to be smart. Sasuke taught me how to be a contemptuous douchebag.

Why Deadpool is not invited to the Civil War (honestly I'm not sure why people keep pinning this...)

Why Deadpool is not invited to the Civil War (honestly I'm not sure why people keep pinning this.)<< cause it's fun

“I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.” When all you want is for him or her to get butt naked and get in your bed. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!  Simply because there’s nothing better than your girlfriend or boyfriend naked in your bed

“I need you and I want you. In my bed.” When all you want is for him or her to get butt naked and get in your bed. RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Simply because there’s nothing better than your girlfriend or boyfriend naked in your bed

I love your ass and I love that it’s mine. | #sexy #youremine #quote

"I love your ass and I love that it's mine." Enjoy thousands of naughty quotes for both him and her from the world famous KINKYQUOTES.