Daniele Pilla
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment ib their mustaches and sudden she's not your friend anymore.

Seriously.

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

They said the only way to get over a broken heart was to fall in love again. So I fell in love with myself. Best  relationship in my life.

They said the only way to get over a broken heart was to fall in love again. So I fell in love with myself. Best relationship in my life. - SO TRUE!

Hah!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Went to the Dr. today, found out I was born with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: an over abundance of HATERS.Turns out I'm gonna survive.

and laughed

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?