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A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun. Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?” Humour, Jokes, Daughter, Three Daughters, Jokes Quotes, Meme, Man, Jokester, Hilarious
Funny Joke ‣ The Farmer’s Three Beautiful Daughters
A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun. Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?”
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A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore.   There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line.   After a while, it’s her turn at the counter.   She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?”   The cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11.   About 30 minutes go by, and... Lady, Laughter Therapy, Condom Jokes, Funny Irish Jokes
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A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by, and...
A Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child.   The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..."   She...
A Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child
A Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..." She...
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'   'Of course child. What may I do for you?'   ‘Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and... Art, Family Genealogy, Irish Humor, Father, Family Humor, Relationship Jokes
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' ‘Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and...
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