You really shouldn't trust the stairs. They're always up to something.
Car no do that. Car no fly.
"I'm gonna take a picture of you with wine so it looks like you drink hahahaha!"
Well... Now yo do.
I have more than 300 rolls of toilet paper.
Life is beautiful!
My feet and my car, dooh.
Not all flowers are the same. Some are way more badass than others.
You only hear what you want to hear.
Meh. Her nose is too big :/
World's fastest mathematician in action.
Mormon door to door preachers knowing everyone's home.
Shut up and eat your toilet paper!
These two are not the same. It's very important to understand it during the Coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak.
Me as a parent trying to hide my snacks from the unemployed lazy people in my house.
Farmer puns are the best puns.