friends: here comes your crush!!! Act Natural!
This is the best shirt for toddlers!! LMFAO
No lie, I once saw a man pressure washing his grass. No sidewalk, just grass. First thought to come to mind: DRUGS!
This must belong to hubby's coworker. Fuck was his favorite word and he could use it quite creatively.
I related way to much to this
I’m as broke as a tooth fairy
Long division eyebrows
Whilst at the bus stop, a couple started making out and moaning too loudly. It was too awkward so I made the same sounds as I ate my ice cream. (Yeah they stopped)
~Especially during Mercury Retrograde.~