I worked for a copier company and most of the work was maintenance or clearing bad paper jams. I think one time the paper jammed because it had jam on it.
NOTICE - Due to the current work load the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. when will that fucking notice turn up?
When someone still doesn’t understand email-- seriously though!
When the first person in the office starts sneezing
You have to be extremely organized, because everyone in the office expects you to know where everything is at all times.