If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are or we've got to .admit that we just don't want to do it. The 15 truthiest Stephen Colbert quotes, America
Late-night's onetime king of political satire rebounds at the conventions (with an assist from Jon Stewart) as he gets comfortable (finally!) revealing his best character — himself — amid criticism and job rumors: "I'm a human being. Yeah, I care.