"The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that no one asked to try his glasses and make jokes about how blind he is."
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But your sister just died so here's her baby."
25 jokes that only true Harry Potter fans will understand. Some of these are pretty good!
Hermione's sudden realization. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
"Draco" is actually Latin for dragon. If you look at the Hogwarts emblem, you'll see his name. The words mean, "never tickle a sleeping dragon"
Harry Potter -- "It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA" ~ Hermione Granger
This explanation for a girl's bathroom behavior. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
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