I done this to my friend she almost choked to death and I was laughing to much I didn't help she could have died whoops--------//// OMG THESE ARE SO FUNNY
They probably just don't like you and you're projecting it onto the world. If they liked you they would have no problem signing, especially since they do it all the time. I'm not saying you are a bad person, or they aren't bad people. I'm just saying that this seems like an isolated incident.