"why does this make me so uncomfortable?" In the future, to avoid conflicts and the increasing crimes and viciousness of adults, their brains are altered to start over as a young child who doesn't remember anything about actually growing up first.
"You need to feed my cat twice a day, you hear me. And none of that fake food crap, either. I mean like actual soft food. Oh, also, there's this really important USB drive in my left boot that will really help you on your quest.