Animal jokes

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Bunny jokes for kids are fun for the entire family! Use the free printable for lunchbox notes or to put inside Easter Eggs for your egg hunt!

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? With flood lighting.

Here’s are some hilarious corny jokes which I'm confident will have you smiling dear reader. So enjoy them all and then pass them on, please.

Animals can be very funny. In addition, animals make some of the best joke material. Check out below for the top 144 funny animal jokes. #jokes #animals

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A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

Funny Joke: God meets him at the gate and says: “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.

You can keep chickens as pets, for eggs, or have them for a meal. The classic animals are full of humor. Read funny chicken jokes for a laugh. Chickens are birds of more than 60 species.🎄❄️70+ Chicken Jokes That Are Clucking Hilarious#ChristmasQuotes #FunnyChristmasQuotes #HolidayHumor #ChristmasCheer #SantaQuotes #HolidayCards #FestiveSeason #ChristmasIdeas #FunnyHolidays #MerryChristmas #ChristmasInspiration #FunnyHolidayQuotes

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Can anything brighten a day quite like a funny cat? These hilarious cat memes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile. #cats #memes #catmemes #jokes #catjokes #humor

I love to laugh and have fun with my kids and my wife. I am always trying out new Dad jokes to keep our family smiling. Today I decided I would share the Dad Jokes that are so funny that even my wife laughed at them. Dad Life Jokes for the whole family. These Dad Jokes will have you rolling on the ground or cutting your eyes in ridiculousness. Laugh a little today with these 60 amazing Dad Jokes!

Animal Jokes. Funny cats, dogs, and other creatures! A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any peanuts?".The bartender confused, tells the duck...