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Farm jokes

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The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, "Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!" The old rooster says, "C'mon buddy? At least let me stick around with ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Busy morning? No problem. Nature Valley Muffin Bars are great for a quick morning bite without missing a beat.

Busy morning? No problem. Nature Valley Muffin Bars are great for a quick morning bite without missing a beat.

Old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper | Jokes Of The Day

An old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper. The officer lectures him on how irresponsible it is to be speeding, and does everything he can to get the farmer off-balance. While the trooper is filling out a form, he keeps swatting at a swarm of flies around him. The farmer ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

A collection of 29 funny farm animal jokes for kids. Appropriate for kids of all ages. #KidsJokes #JokeIdeas #Humor #Funny

A collection of 29 funny farm animal jokes for kids. Appropriate for kids of all ages. #KidsJokes #JokeIdeas #Humor #Funny

The Peterson Farm Brothers turned Queen's classic stadium anthem "We Will Rock You" into the dairy parody "We Will Milk Cows."

Check out our parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen called "We Will Milk Cows!" There is a lot of misinformation about dairy farms and we thought we'd make a...

MY QUALITY TIME: MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.... Maybe farmers, perhaps, mean a little bit more....... ( #1000 )

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES. YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY! A cowboy named Billy was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Billy looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his…