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two guys are talking and drinking beer together

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

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a text message that reads,'i was told to be in the house and it was

14 Creepy Stories To Leave You Feeling Just A Little Bit Unsettled - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.

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a cartoon character saying mom time to wake up and go to school, so no i don

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.   A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."   The teacher, knowing how precious some children's... Pickup Lines For Girls To Use, Savage Memes Hilarious Funny, Pick Up Line Memes Funny, Pick Up Memes Funny, Pick Up Line Memes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Teacher Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Teacher Jokes

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

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