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Funny Joke: Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide...

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.   This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.   The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says helloHe's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. #funny, #joke, #humor

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says helloHe's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. #funny, #joke, #humor

Funny Joke: You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story.   A man on a

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor - Page 5 of 116 - Readerism

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

Three Brothers Get Married - Things Don't Go To Plan #jokes #humor

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

MAN WAKES UP THINKING HE'S DEAD Funnycity

He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep.He awoke before the Pearly Gates.St #funny, #joke, #humor

Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor - Page 9 of 117 - Readerism

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Funny Joke: James Bond walks into a bar.   He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.   He gives her a quick glance, and then

James Bond walks into a bar. He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this...