Hillbilly quotes

Get ready to laugh with these hilarious hillbilly quotes. Discover the wit and wisdom of the countryside with these funny and entertaining sayings.
Hillbilly Wisdom: Proverbs From the South - NewsBreak Wisdom, Kentucky, Slow Cooker, Lincoln County, Hillbilly Quotes, Preaching, Kentucky Quotes, True Grit, Sermon

Referring to someone as a "hillbilly" used to be one of the most derogatory terms in the English language for country folks. Today, however, many of us southerners with true "hillbilly" roots embrace the term. It hearkens back to a simpler way of life, one with true grit and a lot of common sense. While our ancestors may not have had a lot of "book learning," as my grandmother would say, they had their own kind of "smarts" and wisdom. This collection of country folk proverbs below, often…

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Estaban DeLoco
The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her – Jokes Of The Day

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ ...

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Funny collection of hillbilly sayings, slang, slogans, phrases and advice. Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Hillbilly Quotes, Hillbilly Party, Southern Slang, Slang Phrases, Southern Sayings, Crazy Quotes, Down South, Everyone Knows, Way Of Life

Right here, you'll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang: iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying! Not worth a hoot and a holler! Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Shit fire and save the matches Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds. dumer na coal bucket Hottern a hen on a hot rock. You dasn't do it Colder than a well diggers ass gonna havta open up a can a' whoopass on ya Ain'tcha got arry one…

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Tammy Pack Bastuba
Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!' Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.  'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down, I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, within Humour, Funny Jokes, Jokes, Joke Of The Day, Dirty Jokes, Try Not To Laugh, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Long Jokes, Funny As Hell

A hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The frantic husband called a doctor out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,... “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!” Soon a...

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Right here, you'll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang: iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying! Not worth a hoot and a holler! Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Shit fire and save the matches Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds. dumer na coal bucket Hottern a hen on a hot rock. You dasn't do it Colder than a well diggers ass gonna havta open up a can a' whoopass on ya Ain'tcha got arry one…

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