Husband jokes

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband […]

Going to a hair salon can be therapeutic. Not only do you usually walk out looking like your best self, but there's something about salon chairs that make you want to spill everything to your hairdresser. If you've ever done something embarrassing, just know that hairdressers talk about it with their coworkers—and the internet too. Here are some of the most uncomfortable and weird encounters that hairstylists had with clients. Get ready to cringe.

Cartoons and animated movies for children are all about entertaining and creating a world of magic, and while we can appreciate them, it’s also funny to watch them as adults and see so many examples of wacky logic. From Arthur wearing earphones that don’t fit his ears to SpongeBob soaking dishes when he lives underwater, to pretty much anything the classic Disney princesses did in their lives, these actions made us facepalm hard:

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: “So, how do you …