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He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, ‘What’s with the money in the jar?’ ‘Well... you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.’ The man certainly isn’t going to pass this...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Memes Jokes Funny, School Quotes Funny In English, School Jokes In English, Jokes English Funny, Pomes Funny, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh Jokes, Funny Funny Jokes, Good Jokes To Tell Funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, Falling Down Quotes Funny, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Girlfriend Jokes, Husband Jokes, Women Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical question – Jokes Of The Day Question Jokes, Jokes Clean, Easy Riddles, Sms Humor, Funny Clean, Clean Funny, Funny Poems, Joke Stories, Funny Riddles

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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