Short funny stories

THE IDIOT(FUNNY STORY) -

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

3 DEAD MEN! (FUNNY STORY) -

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

THE FARMER AND HIS DAUGHTERS-A SHORT FUNNY STORY -

WIFE CAME LATE & FOUND OUT (FUNNY SHORT STORY) -

This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson's.A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday and slept through the entire sermon.One Su.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny