Short jokes

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

If you're ready for some good laughs, these short jokes will do the trick, from quick jokes for adults to funny ones for kids.

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For when you need the laughs to come fast.

Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.

Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

For when you need the laughs to come fast!

God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...

One liner jokes are some of the best types of jokes. They manage to put a lot of humor in such a short thought. Check out the top 101 one liner jokes. #jokes #onelinejoke