Shrek and lord farquaad costume

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The holiday season is upon us: we’ll soon be feasting upon pumpkins, followed by turkeys (plump and with tiny pilgrim hats), and, well, more turkeys (plumper and with tiny Santa hats). Since Halloween is closing in on us like the Grim Reaper, you’re probably thinking about what costume to wear if you haven’t ordered or sewn your own already.

Lord Maximus Farquaad also simply referred to as Lord Farquaad, is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 5th full-length animated feature film, Shrek, the first installment of the franchise of the same name, and the titular main antagonist of the 2003 short film, The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. He is the oppressive, vain, and cruel supreme ruler of the lordship Duloc who introduces his motives in the first part by capturing and relocating fairytale creatures, so that he could find the magic mirror…