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These days "mean" is synonymous with "honest".

Oh my goodness. Everyone always thinks I'm being rude and mean, when really I'm speaking the truth.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. -Groucho Marx

Slytherin Pride (submitted by sparks-fly-upward) What I love about this quote is that he meant it to be ironic, but literally everyone who reads it out of context takes it literally.

Slytherin

Slytherin and proud. Thank you Pottermore for sorting me in the house I wanted to be in the least. then reminding me that Merlin was a Slytherin too!