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Hahaha oh my goodness I love these things Magneto dances with me and then goes on a killing spree in my name... Lol

Loki kisses my cheek then goes on a crazy killing spree in my name! Villain Birthday Scenario Game by ~mrslokiodinson on deviantART

birthday scenario game Mine's Necromancer the control of air and my companion is a simpering assassin

What is your fantasy alter ego? I am a seer that can control fire and is accompanied by a warrior maiden. I like it :) {Pristess who controls fire and my companion is a scrappy dog.

332 Likes, 4 Comments - buzzfeed unsolved (@ryansbergara) on Instagram: “me when people tell me they hate unsolved”

332 Likes, 4 Comments - buzzfeed unsolved (@ryansbergara) on Instagram: “me when people tell me they hate unsolved”

7,059 Likes, 115 Comments - BuzzFeed Unsolved (@buzzfeedunsolved) on Instagram: “trust us, we get it.”

7,059 Likes, 115 Comments - BuzzFeed Unsolved (@buzzfeedunsolved) on Instagram: “trust us, we get it.”

4,309 Likes, 107 Comments - anthony ramos trash #1 (@twerking4wifi) on Instagram: “a buzzfeed unsolved thread for you guys bc i love it!!!!”

4,309 Likes, 107 Comments - anthony ramos trash #1 (@twerking4wifi) on Instagram: “a buzzfeed unsolved thread for you guys bc i love it!!!!”

BuzzFeed unsolved is my life

I love him for his cynicism and scepticism though.