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I don’t get what all the Wicked hype is about in NYC.

In between all my gallivanting to bars, drunken escapades, gym endeavors, and general tomfoolery I sometimes do try to incorporate some culture in my life. Living here in the heart of NYC offers us…

Can totally hear Deb Morgan from Dexter saying this...yup.

Hi, Bitch. He's Mine. | via Facebook on We Heart It

Can totally hear Deb Morgan from Dexter saying this...yup.

The missing rulers (Percy Jackson fanfic)

The missing rulers (Percy Jackson fanfic)

Percy and Annabeth have been accused of being spies of their enemies, and have been sentenced to Tartarus but before they could be banished. Using newfound powers they just discovered hidden deep inside them they escape slowly discovering more about themselves than they realized they had.

I really don't! But I do remember what they taught me & make me a wiser person next time around:)

I dont hold grudges

I really don't! But I do remember what they taught me & make me a wiser person next time around:)