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Wegen Coronavirus Homeoffice, soziale Kontakte meiden usw. Programmierer hat keine Ahnung was sich in seinem Leben ändern soll.  #coronavirus #programmierer #humor #lustig

Wegen Coronavirus Homeoffice, soziale Kontakte... - I wonder.. a lot...

Wegen Coronavirus Homeoffice, soziale Kontakte meiden usw. Programmierer hat keine Ahnung was sich in seinem Leben ändern soll. #coronavirus #programmierer #humor #lustig

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket.   #coronavirus #jira #ticket #softwaredevelopment #programming #fun

Molly Waggett on Twitter

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket. #coronavirus #jira #ticket #softwaredevelopment #programming #fun

- Thanks for visiting my page! Come on in!  + Cookie? No thanks I'm good.  - Woops!  + Cookie?   (via Instagram - lightroastcomics)   #comic #webcomic #funny #lol #computer #internet #lightroast #memes

- Thanks for visiting my page! Come on in! + Cookie? No thanks I'm good. - Woops! + Cookie? (via Instagram - lightroastcomics) #comic #webcomic #funny #lol #computer #internet #lightroast #memes

chmod 777 everything. run all your processes as root.   #comic #fun #humor #devhumor #developer #programmer

turnoff.us on Twitter

chmod 777 everything. run all your processes as root. #comic #fun #humor #devhumor #developer #programmer

Bug Fixing Ways   - Log files  - Breakpoints  - Pair programming (This code is quacked up)  - Stackoverflow  - Pact with the devil  - Rebranding (Feature)   (via Instagram - themonkeyuser)   #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #features

Bug Fixing Ways - Log files - Breakpoints - Pair programming (This code is quacked up) - Stackoverflow - Pact with the devil - Rebranding (Feature) (via Instagram - themonkeyuser) #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #features

- Wait!  + That's it!  - There is no...  + I'm going in!  - Wait!  + That's it!   (via Instagram - themonkeyuser)   #monkeyuser #devhumor #programming #comics #programmerhumor #code #source #development #programmer #recursion

Exit Condition

- Wait! + That's it! - There is no... + I'm going in! - Wait! + That's it! (via Instagram - themonkeyuser) #monkeyuser #devhumor #programming #comics #programmerhumor #code #source #development #programmer #recursion

- Program not responding.  + Click click click click...  - Issue Resolved 317 clicks has corrected the error.   #comics #caricature #comic #comical #cartoon #joke #fun #funny #funnytext #humor #humorous #amusing #progammerhumor

- Program not responding. + Click click click... - I wonder.. a lot...

- Program not responding. + Click click click click... - Issue Resolved 317 clicks has corrected the error. #comics #caricature #comic #comical #cartoon #joke #fun #funny #funnytext #humor #humorous #amusing #progammerhumor

- Why is the computer so slow today?  + CTRL + ALT + DEL.  - Everyone, run! It's the task manager!   (via Instagram - 9gag)   #fun #funny #funnytext #humor #humorous #amusing #computer #software #windows

9GAG: Go Fun The World on Instagram: “My only instruction is to restart. - cr: @comicswithak - #comics #webtoon #computers”

- Why is the computer so slow today? + CTRL + ALT + DEL. - Everyone, run! It's the task manager! (via Instagram - 9gag) #fun #funny #funnytext #humor #humorous #amusing #computer #software #windows

- What are you doing?  + I removed all the bad code from the app.  - What's left of it?   "Hello world  Press any key to continue..."   (via Instagram - themonkeyuser)   ⁣#monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #code #source #development #bugfree #helloworld #programmer

MonkeyUser on Instagram: “Bug Free ⁣.⁣ ⁣🙈⁣ ⁣.⁣ ⁣🙉⁣ ⁣.⁣ ⁣🙊⁣ ⁣.⁣ ⁣⁣ ⁣#monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #code #source #development #bugfree #helloworld…”

- What are you doing? + I removed all the bad code from the app. - What's left of it? "Hello world Press any key to continue..." (via Instagram - themonkeyuser) ⁣#monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #code #source #development #bugfree #helloworld #programmer

Possible Code Contents:   - Todo's  - Hidden bugs  - Missing features  - Duplicate code  - Contrieved complexity  - Hidden features  - Code from stackoverflow  - Do not touch code  - Documentation   (via Instagram - themonkeyuser)   #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #features

MonkeyUser on Instagram: “Possible Code Contents . 🙈 . 🙉 . 🙊 . #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #features”

Possible Code Contents: - Todo's - Hidden bugs - Missing features - Duplicate code - Contrieved complexity - Hidden features - Code from stackoverflow - Do not touch code - Documentation (via Instagram - themonkeyuser) #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #features

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Murat Purç on Twitter

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- Boy! This code is garbage!  + Oh, well!   (via Instagram - themonkeyuser)   #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #meeting

- Boy! This code is garbage! + Oh, well! (via Instagram - themonkeyuser) #monkeyuser #devhumor #comics #programmerhumor #programming #code #bugs #meeting

So you're telling me that installing a theme on Wordpress makes you a web developer.   #softwaredevelopment #coding #programming #webdeveloper #wordpress #fun #meme

So you’re telling me that installing a theme on... - I wonder.. a lot...

So you're telling me that installing a theme on Wordpress makes you a web developer. #softwaredevelopment #coding #programming #webdeveloper #wordpress #fun #meme

The different SQL joins (left join - right join - inner join - full outer join) simply explained. :-)   #softwaredevelopment #programming #coding #sql #join #database #codingfun #fun #humour

The different SQL joins (left join - right join -... - I wonder.. a lot...

The different SQL joins (left join - right join - inner join - full outer join) simply explained. :-) #softwaredevelopment #programming #coding #sql #join #database #codingfun #fun #humour

Username: admin  Password: admin   (via Instagram - worldcode)   #admin #developer #programming #login #fun #funny

The WorldCode Community on Instagram: “Authentication and authorization 101 @scienceofweb - #success #creative #innovative #grow #webdevelopment #digitalmarketing #seo #website…”

Username: admin Password: admin (via Instagram - worldcode) #admin #developer #programming #login #fun #funny