Does it not bother anyone else that the very last one says "I hate it when I'm flying a plane and I hit a deer"? Now all i can think about is a deer being shot up hundreds of feet into the air just to have a plane hit it!
When God made me. I'll add 3 tablespoons each of computer addicted and socially awkward. And just a dash of sexy. Seems like I've run out of sexy. More computer addicted and socially awkward it is. Minus the computer addicted for me.