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The tragedy. I love playing hymns on the piano, but I don't have the voice to accompany them.

I can know all of the lyrics but I can't remember the name of the song...

If anyone knows how I can make money with this please tell me because I'm serious - I'm good at this and making terrible puns.

There's this wit who looked like a terrorist in the background of one. A woman picking a wedgie was in another.

I got to drive on the highway for the first time today yay << lol this random comment tho XD congrats my friend

@uglydonut

last night my friend literally ordered hashbrowns and french fries for dinner and she didn't even realize that she ordered two different kinds of potatoes (Potato Overlord): we're happy to make you happy!

guys are just as bad if not worse than girls when it comes to shoes<< fücking true that

"These shoes rule. these shoes SUCK!" I had literally one pair of shoes for three full years!

Pinterest: Nuggwifee☽ ☼☾

Eats snack while looking for better snack. Me: *grabs box of cheezits* *eats *puts box down and grabs chips*

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