This bird loves chocolate like a fat kid loves cake lol! (Just to reiterate though, chocolate is NOT safe for birds to ingest. If you have a bird, don't let them go for a swim in a fountain of chocolate.
I was dying reading these out loud in my living room, but my roommate does not think any of these are funny. I feel sorry for him and his lack of ability to make fun of hipster pictures.«««lol the lamp one 😂