After years of research, genetic engineering and cross breeding we have finally created a real life unicorn! Hooray! Now, yes some concessions had to be made, but I believe we can all agree it is an "unicorn". It has a horn for god's sake! Do you know how hard it was to bring a mythological being into existence? We did the best we could, okay? Look, do you want it or not? Jeez, the nerve of some people.