Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.
Funny Sports Ecard: Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds!
If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'
Funny Reminders Ecard: Growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.
@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.
Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend
emmasweightlossblog: newbodyforever: 25poundstolose: Really though… story of my life My entire week..last week I felt like I could see where I’d toned up, this week I feel like I just washed up on the shore.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.