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Sorry, I didn't get your text. Just kidding I ignored that shit. Lol, as phone calls!


I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I have little patience!

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Someone told me I shouldn't call myself "a b" - I said "bitch" and we're both…

" Well, are you going to tell me what the fuck it is today or next fucking week ?

I'm a twenty-something library science student just waiting for my life to start.

Love it

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

All to myself, to do absolutely nothing!

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

I feel like this all the time..

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Growing up is a lifelong process.

All the time >u<

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

The pity train! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Mind it :-D

Because Beating the hell out of people is illegal!