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Porno a disneyovky sú zodpovedné za tie najfrustrovanejšie ľudské bytosti, aké poznám.   Kde je môj očarujúci princ? Kde je moja neukojiteľká kurva?  http://www.krkavec.sk/blog/intimita

Porn movies and Disney are responsible for the most frustrated human beings I know. Girl: Where the hell is my prince charming? Dude: Where the hell is my insatiable whore?

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I did not hit you...I simply high-fived your face....this looks like us as kids...except we had hair....lots and lots of hair...

I Did Not Hit You. I Simply...

Oh boy!that's funny :-) I run into people at work I want to "high five" in the face some times :-S

LOL, I love ecards

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

@Terri Stanley Lane....I believe these exact words have come out of your sons mouth more than once ;)   lol

Because you're an idiot !

I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.

My cousins do this every time they visit! I hate it!

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves.

Does this mean I will start passing out with a glass of bourbon in my hand? #justlikedaddy

9 Answers To The 2nd Worst Thanksgiving Question

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

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A little dental humor: I don't judge people by the color of their skin. I judge people by the color of their teeth.