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Porno a disneyovky sú zodpovedné za tie najfrustrovanejšie ľudské bytosti, aké poznám.   Kde je môj očarujúci princ? Kde je moja neukojiteľká kurva?  http://www.krkavec.sk/blog/intimita

Porn movies and Disney are responsible for the most frustrated human beings I know. Girl: Where the hell is my prince charming? Dude: Where the hell is my insatiable whore?

Now the song will be stuck in my head all night!

Funny Confession Ecard: Willow Smith is 11 years old. shaved her head, pierced her tongue and sings about partying. I think it's time she moves with her Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

about right lol... I couldn't handle hers lmao

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Freestylin'

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

Outside my door are witches, devils, clowns & strange looking creatures. It must be Halloween because the family reunion was in July.

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Cool word to explain what I feel -.-

word of the day : exhaustipated just too tired to give a shit , how I've been feeling lately

Ha!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

When a good "That's What She Said" joke goes bad...

Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. View Kids Who Got Detention For Awesome Things" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor

Pet Peeve. Sweet Jesus, we finally have the dog's name!

Can’t love all your pets all the time. Especially if you name yours Peeve. Then he’s just your pet Peeve. God he’s annoying. via the cool kids over at Cyanide and Happiness

Wish I knew that back then, would have came up with something a little more clever  and not common to the average computer hacker! LOL

Password creation 101 🐶 You can name her whatever you like but be sure it's something you can remember. You'll be using it as a security question answer for the rest of your life.

I wish there were more of these sorts of things out there...  No better way to make real the fantasy that is perceived to be real in the name of "fashion" or celebrity.

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I have a lot of room.room for a soul AND sarcasm, but this is funny.

LOL...This happens to me sooooo often...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.

Hopefully today won't be one of them.

There Are Days

Days when I wish I could wear one of these around my neck - Do Not Disturb. Like today.

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