I laughed so hard at this- my fellow band-mates were singing the Jurassic Park theme the whole night. And now, to have it with Night Vale? It certainly helps me get over the Kevin feels anyway. I mean that Triptych episode though UGH!
"did this for the SHUSH art swap. xku requested her headcanon for cecil from nightvale - I'd never heard of it before that, and now I'm totally into it (but not fully caught up! no spoilers!) anyway, enjoy~" -message from the artist