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a black and white photo with the words how the f k are words like turnt,
Millennials are to blame as usual. - Awesome
a black and white photo with the words i'm unable to fully relate to someone until i hear them say f
i'm not saying the weather is crazy around here, but i just watched a mosquito, wearing a sweater, a line of pollen off the hood of my vehicle
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Quotes, Life Quotes, Me Quotes
17 Uninspirational Quotes
a black and white photo with the words who the f k took my oh, here it is
Mean Humor, Witty
a drawing of a woman's back with the words if i had a dollar for every
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me cussing wasn't ladylike, I'd have a shit ton of fucking money. #donttellmehowtotalk
Yea speak your mind to my face and quit telling people i wanted your ugly dike ass bitch! Seriously had tears running from my eyes when she said you told her that. Funny it was the other way around lmfao! #lamepeople #fakes #liars stay out my way new and better things coming my way. Wise Words, True Words, Feelings, Words Quotes, Quotes To Live By
Yea speak your mind to my face and quit telling people i wanted your ugly dike ass bitch! Seriously had tears running from my eyes when she said you told her that. Funny it was the other way around lmfao! #lamepeople #fakes #liars stay out my way new and better things coming my way.
a black and white photo with the words can you see the f k you in my smile?
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"Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck." - Unknown #quotes
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"Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck." - Unknown #quotes
a woman sitting in front of a pink background with the words congratulations to popular belf i'm not obvious to what's going on, i'm just a professional
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit.
Oh yeah!
a woman holding a cup with the caption so i'm invisible to you now that's cool i've always wanted a super power
Calling you out
two women standing next to each other wearing high heeled shoes with tattoos on them
Karma
good one lol Call Center Humor, What Do You Mean, I Call You, Clipuri Video, Human Services, E Card, Work Humor, Ecards Funny
No Sir. I said pirate ship. Why in the world would I call you a pile of shit?
good one lol
lmao Funny As Hell, Favorite Quotes, Snarky
Funny News Memes & Ecards | Someecards
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i will not keep calm and you can't f k off - black background with white text
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Funny News Memes & Ecards | Someecards
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good one lol
No Sir. I said pirate ship. Why in the world would I call you a pile of shit?
good one lol
a woman standing next to a cow with the caption may your gas - fed wishes & gluten - free dreams be filled today
I do not mean to imply that you are a liar, but I have an uncanny ability to know bullshit when I hear it.
I do not mean to imply that you are a liar, but I have an uncanny ability to know bullshit when I hear it.
a woman in a suit with the words i work well with others when they leave me the
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
I work well with others when they leave me the * alone.
a black and white photo with the words, no i'm not over negative you're just an asphalt
No, I'm not over sensative...You're just an asshole!
a quote with an image of a green worm and the words if you sometimes feel a little
If you sometimes feel a little useless...
Yes I'm a bitch, It's part of my charm
Yes I'm a bitch, It's part of my charm
a sign that says you can't shake the whole tree and expect an angel to fall out
You can't shake a whore tree and expect an angel to fall out.
Talk to the Hand Bitch.... Maths, Talk To The Hand, Talk, Math
Talk to the Hand Bitch....
Keep Calm and say Bitch, I don't live to Please YOU Word Of Wisdom, Keep Calm Quotes, Calm Quotes, Keep Calm And Love, Great Quotes, Inspire Me
Keep Calm and say Bitch, I don't live to Please YOU
Life is ALL About ASS Funny Images, Adult Humor, Fun Facts, Laughter, Bahahahaha
Life is ALL About ASS
I am not mean, I am blunt. Which means.... True Quotes, Naive, Rude Quotes, Feeling Sorry For Yourself, Stupid People
I am not mean, I am blunt. Which means....
an old man holding a microphone with the caption i'd like to dedicate this song i wrote to you, it's called go fock yourself
I'd like to dedicate this song I wrote to you...
Dear Bitch, can you fuck off, please? Thanks. Picture Quotes, Bitch Quotes, Favorite Words
Dear Bitch, can you fuck off, please? Thanks.
an image of a woman smiling with the caption saying i've got a splitting machine and i think my head is going to explode can't you tell?
Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique
Always be yourself, Unless.... Design, Inspiration
Always be yourself, Unless....
a man with a cowboy hat standing next to a quote
After the week I've had...
a hard man is good to find embroidered patch with yellow lettering on black background,
A hard man is good to find
You suck... Pick Up Lines, Funny Humour, Laugh A Lot, Dirty Mind, Funny Humor
You suck...
You havve a right to your opinion... Little Things Quotes, Sign Quotes
You havve a right to your opinion...
I hide behind sarcasm.... Relationship Quotes, Funny Relationship Quotes, Rude, Sayings And Phrases, Cheap Bags
I hide behind sarcasm....
an image of a cartoon character with the caption if it takes 12 muscles to smile it takes 11 muscles to drown it takes 0 muscles
smile