These people are freaking immortal. Maybe they're a weird type of vampire that feeds off of people's entertainment and attention and that is what keeps them young looking. Or it could be plastic surgery and stuff but ya know.
Guitar Urinal - Today in awesome: A Brazilian company called Guitar Pee has created a musical urinal that turns your stream into a solo. When your flow hits the tabs in the urinal, prerecorded, solo guitar sounds play. New meaning to the word Guitar Wiz