"We were talking about this girl across the room and how DAMN hot she was. She's 50 feet away, we're whispering. No way she could hear us. She comes over and slaps the shit out of me! Turns out she was deaf and reading my lips. Owned "
I have high cheekbones, pale skin and wear dark lipstick. A little girl asked me if I was Maleficent. With the accent I said, "Shh don't tell Aurora."
This is gold.
THIS. IS. HILARIOUS
The last one XD
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