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a yellow background with pink and black balloons in the shape of hearts, saying i'm not saying im old but when i was in school we made our parents ashtrays for christmas
a black and white photo with the words i told my psychicist that i've been
a quote that reads, i heard someone call a corn dog a meat twinkie and life just feels different now
Corndog = Meat Twinkie. eww...
a white dog with a red collar is looking up at the camera and says, hi my name is stop that but sometimes they call me getback here
Medium Cut With Feathered Layers
Medium Cut With Feathered Layers
a black and white photo with the words judge do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
an image with the words, i'm at the age where my mind firmly belies im 29, my humor suggests
the words can't believe we don't have world peace after changing the name on pancake boxes and syrup bottles
Poor Aunt Jemima
a yellow sign that says if lazineess was an olympic sport, i'd come 4th, so i didn't have to walk up to the stadium
a quote that says if i were snow white, you'd never be able to kill
the older i get the more i understand why roosters just scream to start their day